Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE FIRST GALLERY ~~~
Telepathy --- What makes you think I want to play chess with a butthead like you?
001
Brain Freeze --- Remember: Always eat your Orion Ice Cream Flower S-L-O-W-L-Y...
002
Locomotion --- Man, I've got the best-looking navigator in the fleet!
003
Serendipity --- Isn't that your old girlfriend, Leonard?
004
Prognosis --- McCoy (thinking): Great Bird of the Galaxy! Look at the captured pieces! I Knew it! Spock has Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder!
005
Commiseration --- That'll leave a mark. Are you sure you're okay, Mr. Sulu?
006
Coincidence Point --- Spock! I am your father!
007
It's a Russian In-Wention --- I vill not again eat vild hot cherry peppers vith sauce...
008
Captain Christopher Pike --- Dr. Boyce: I can't believe he got the Vulcan to grin! That's gonna cost me a hundred credits!
009
Commodore Matt Decker --- His son, Captain Will Decker, fared much better at encounters with giant, powerful, alien machines...
010
Reiteration --- He's dead, Jim - I mean Spock - He's dead, Spock.
011
Antennae --- I don't think that's what Captain Kirk met when he told us to break the prisoner.
012
UFP Olympic Events --- It's settled then. McCoy will shot put; I'll enter at the archery range; and Spock can go fly a kite...
013
Red Shirts --- Red Shirt #1: We're all gonna die - don't you ever watch the show?!  Red Shirt #2: Nonsense. Scotty's a red shirt and he's still alive...
014
Bones --- Is that a statement? Or did you want something, Captain?
015
Syndication --- Captain: Good call, Ensign! This is one of my favorite episodes!
016
Captain's Prerogative --- The new Bridge modifications are going well, wouldn't you say, Bones?
017
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #1 --- A Kaylar Fortress on Rigel VII where Pike lost three men, or the home of Flint on Holberg 917-G in the Omega system. Recycling never looked so good!
018
Gothic Trek --- Spock: Here, kitty-kitty-kitty...
019
Ginsu Knives --- ...but wait - there's more! If you order now we'll include this fine Argelian murder weapon at no extra cost!
020
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #2 --- The Delta Vega Lithium Cracking Station (before the discovery of Dilithium) or the Tantalus Penal Colony (a different kind of electric chair).
021
Online Dating --- Uhura: Oh, Pavel she's beautiful. Who is she?  Chekov: I found her vith MySpace. Ve vill ved dis veek on vednesday!
022
Sci-Fi Props --- I know they're just toys. But they're really COOL toys.
023
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #3 --- Aerial view of Starbase 11 - where Kirk was court-martialed and from where Spock kidnapped disabled Captain Pike. Not a good place for NCC-1701.
024

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