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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE SECOND GALLERY ~~~
Vulcan Flatulence --- Gezz, Spock! Can't you take a pill or something?
025
Royal Brackla Single Malt --- I didn't know that much scotch could come out of one man!
026
Ensign Pavel Chekov --- I vill have you know dat de Greek Mythologies originated vith de Cosmonauts...
027
Chess Education --- Study! Study! Study! Or Bonk! Bonk! One the head!
028
Egocentricity --- McCoy (thinking): I can't believe he bet me he could make her choose him! What arrogance...
029
Corrective Lenses --- Here, Kirk. You need em' more an' I do. Maybe wit' eye glasses yous'll stop beamin' down to da' wrong planet ev'ry episode...
030
Vulcan Plomeek Soup --- It appears we have contained the first officer's - vapors - for the moment. I'll inform you if there are any more casualties. Kirk, out.
031
Alien Weapons Technology --- Making Red Shirts reder before the opening credits in virtually every episode.
032
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #4 --- Surface view of Starbase 11 - extremly rare to have two matte paintings for one place. Usually the other way around.
033
Supplication --- Dear, Lord. PLEASE give me patience...
034
Alien Lifeforms --- The true physique of Korob and Sylvia on planet Pyrus VII. (Wouldn't these things make great pets!)
035
Transporter Malfunctions --- Spock (thinking): Crap! I thought for sure we'd lost him this time! There go my Captain stripes - again.
036
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #5 --- The Janus VI Mining Colony (Where cracking eggs will get you burned) or the industrial background of the Providers of Triskelion (10,000 quatloos on Kirk).
037
Hot as Vulcan --- If I had to go through all this every time I wanted some mouth-to-mouth, I'd go mad, too!
038
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #6 --- Surface of Eminiar VII (where computer games ARE deadly) or the home of the Scalosians (F.T.L. people).
039
USS Enterprise NCC-1701 --- No bloody A,B,C or D - Captain Montgomery Scott, 2369AD
040
We Long for Pizza --- A careful study of the language will show a somewhat different translation of the greeting that normally accompanies the Vulcan 'Piece' Sign.
041
Number One --- I think I'm going to reinlist as a blond nurse and become infatuated with a tall, dark, unemotional alien. This command thing is killing me...
042
Manipulative --- Now Spock, we only have $1.25 -- I'll let you see boxing next time we travel back to 20th century earth, okay?
043
Intercessory Prayer --- Dear Heavenly Father, keep me ... from ripping his condescending, pointy ears off!
044
Molecular Disruptor --- Leutenate Jennings? How many times have I told you not to fire that thing in the ship? Look at the mess you made!
045
Mazel Tov --- Spock: I finally won a game! Kirk: My flag fell while I was comatose!
046
Potassium Nitrate --- Testosterones so thick in here you couldn't cut it with a phaser! Mr. Spock, do we still have that drum of saltpeter?
047
The Guardian of Forever --- What do you say, Spock. Wanna be a fugitive, sweep floors for a living and subsist on cheap soup? There is boxing on Fridays...
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