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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE FIFTH GALLERY ~~~
Shenanigans --- Scotty never tired of joking with his superiors - like transporting them into the atmosphere for a few seconds before sending them to the proper coordinates...
097
Interrogative --- Spock - what's your point? ...Ha ha ha ha haaa...
098
Animus --- That flying, fried-egg-looking parasite thing bit me! I believe they're the larva of the horta, Jim! Kill them! Strike back! Avenge! Oh, the pain! The pain!
099
Boy Scout --- Of course I have to take 'primitive weapons class'. You think I'm some kind of survivalist or something?
100
Examination --- Just smile and wave, you idiot! I'm sure Mr. Spock will determine who they are...
101
Captains Berth --- Security, Kirk here. The First Officer has broken into my quarters and is rifling through my sock drawer! Send a team on the double! Kirk out.
102
Combination Mark --- Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!
103
Commander Carter --- Chief Medical Officer of the USS Exeter NCC-1672. First time a Doctor took center seat, so he died by crystallization...
104
The Prime Directive --- This is a pigeon-toed culture, gentlemen. Each of you should adopt this stance before we beam down...
105
Professional Assessment --- Either they're small water storage standpipes - indicating a miniature people; or they're exhaust vents - which means a race of giants with huge toilets...
106
Gasconade --- Dr. McCoy often found satisfaction in the simple point that he could use deceit against the Vulcan - but the vice was not versa...
107
Umbrage --- I do not understand what you mean by 'widow's peak', Lieutenant! But if you don't stop pointing at my forehead, I will surely bite off your index finger!
108
Discombobulate --- Kirk: Spock, where do you suppose the Ekosians keep their armies?  Spock: In their sleevies?
109
Divertisement --- Startled, Sulu - thinking about his precious collection of revolvers - forgets himself and attempts to quickfire his phaser.
110
Questionable Parentage --- Kirk often had nightmares about his Orion birth-mother. He never regreted electing epidermal surgery before entering the academy...
111
Court-Martial --- And you people have never heard of video editing?
112
Exhilaration --- I can't believe my luck! I'm going to be famous! I can see it now! Hikaru Sulu - the man who discovered Bluegrass!
113
Sycophant --- What you call a Klingon who plays suck-up to the leader of a less-advanced alien race just to get some sale-priced topaline...
114
The Watchers --- I don't know, Mr. Spock. But you are correct. He IS big...and ugly...
115
Lieutenant Commander Gary Mitchell --- Most popular guy on the ship. Became a god. Lower-case 'g', of course. [My name is Gary, by-the-way - Twilight Zone theme music again, please.]
116
Death Awaits You All with Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth --- Sulu: What, behind the rabbit?  McCoy: It is the rabbit!
117
Rank --- It came from Mr. Spock, Captain. (cough) (cough) Oh, Sir! My mouth was open and everything! (cough) (cough)
118
Karaoke Night --- For our next performance, the Captain will amuse us with Paul Anka's 'All of a Sudden My Heart Sings'.
119
Illumination --- On certain hostile lifeforms, flashlights were the best defense.
120

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