Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE THIRD GALLERY ~~~
Movie Night on the Enterprise --- Scotty: Aye, Doctor - their costumes are a wee bit gaudy in my opinion, too. Spock: Shhhhh!
049		 Alexithymia --- ...stupid, weak, pathetic, cheating humans! ...I am in control of my emotions...I am in control of my emotions...
050		 Andorians --- No doctor. We don't suffer from Alkaptonuria. We enjoy it.
051
Vulcanology --- Commander Spock - exhibiting a rare form of Vulcan communication that may occur under stressful conditions - hisses at the viewscreen.
052		 Polygeminus Grex --- I love tribbles, Spock. They taste just like chicken!
053		 Ruk --- Who would have guessed that Lurch was actually an android from Exo III built be the 'Old Ones' centuries ago. (Those frugal guys at Desilu; did you notive that they used Miri's dress to line his padded coat.)
054
Xenophobia --- Number One: Kill it, Mr. Spock! Quickly! Spock: Negative, Number One. Vulcans have a logical fear of arachnids. Perhaps the technicians will exterminate for us?
055		 Leutenate Kyle --- Burned-out working for Mr. Scott, Kyle sneaks on to the Bridge and takes the Helm position hoping that the Captain won't notice. Sulu is wearing a red shirt and is in the Transporter Room (chuckling).
056		 Tribbles --- It's what's for dinner. And, Doctor, they go really well with cashews.
057
Flatus Gases --- I suppose now I'll have to inform Dr. McCoy that Vulcan farts can be lethal to humans... I'll never hear the end of it.
058		 One-Upmanship --- Spock: You had a mate-in-three against me last night, Commander. Number One: Yes, Mr. Spock. That's WHY they call me Number One...
059		 Class One Supervisor #194 - Gary Seven --- This episode was a pilot for a series about a James Bond-like character who works for aliens (who abducted his ancestors in 4000 BC) to protect Earth from nukes. [My name is Gary, by-the-way - Twilight Zone theme music, please.]
060
Mugato --- A fanged simian of the planet Neural - who's venom can only be neutralized by an overtly sexual application of the mako root by a Kahnuttu Woman. Go figure.
061		 Retro Communicator --- Number One: Increase special-effects budget on my mark!
062		 Incredulity --- He beat me again! By Surak! I'm going to kill him! I'll contact T'Pring right now. She'll know what to do.
063
Captain R.M. Merik --- Commanding officer of the Federation Merchant Marines Survey Vessel - the SS Beagle. He chose the Dark Side...
064		 Admiral Leonard McCoy, MD --- McCoy: I don't see no points on your ears boy, but you sound like a Vulcan! Data: No, Sir. I am an android. McCoy: Almost as bad...
065		 The Gorn Captain --- I always wondered why Kirk and the lizard dude fought with primitive weapons - instead of using the light sabers provided by the Metrons...
066
Emergency Fart-Filter Surgery --- Spock: The Captain's right. You are a pain in the butt, Doctor. McCoy: Can I help it if your gas has killed half the crew?
067		 Opprobrium --- Yes, well, they lied to you, Jim. There are indeed such things as dumb questions...
068		 Apperceptive Agnosia --- It's alright, Captain. I been known ta' put me shirt on backward a time or two, meself...
069
Star Trek Urban Myth #1 --- Contray to popular legend, Kirk was not the first white person to kiss Uhura.
070		 Bottom Belching --- Spock, submitting to treatment prescribed by Dr. McCoy, begins using his accrued vacation time relieving himself on abandoned Class-M planets...
071		 Gangsta' Trek --- Gangsters on Star Trek where the first to hold their guns sideways!
072

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