Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE NINTH GALLERY ~~~
B'nai Haelohim --- Kirk: Well, you look like about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?
193		 Motor Skills --- The Captain understood that a little friendly competition was essential in cultivating camaraderie among his senior officers.
194		 Betazoids --- Initially, Worf was taken aback by the discovery that Betazoids were vampires. But this, in fact, became the catalyst for their relationship.
195
Lost Episode #2 --- Kirk: I'll say one thing for you Spock. You certainly know your classics. So much blood! Spock: A favorite scene, although the special effects leave something to be desired...
196		 Recreation --- I actually played this pinball machine - a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
197		 Grandmaster --- Kirk: His last move was worse than a crime, Charlie. It was a blunder!
198
We Come to Serve --- The translators got the words right on this one, but they again missed the meaning. You see, Vulcans love tennis almost as much as they love pizza...
199		 Star Trek Canon --- ...is the machine into which most writers throw their screenplays just before a director lights the fuse...
200		 Excalbians --- Wouldn't it be wonderful to be able to morph back-and-forth from a rock into an immovable, silicon-based, rock-like being with useless claws for hands!
201
Faux Pas --- Spock: You are in error, Captain Garth! The emission came from your Tellarite guard. He's obviously daydreaming about his piggy-wife. He is hoof-hearted!
202		 Cadet James Kirk --- At the Academy, young Kirk managed to spend a little time in the rec room. Though he preferred three-dimensional chess, he made more credits with poker.
203		 Parody Trek --- They say 'imitation is the highest form of flattery'...
204
Police Trek --- Captain Kirk used his rank to get fun, role-playing, time-travel missions to old Earth. Here he experiences life as a cop, along with Yeoman Sheridan and Ensign Corrigan.
205		 Kara - Leader of the Eymorgs --- 'CHESS and CHESS, WHAT is CHESS?!'
206		 Non Sequiter --- 'Excuse me...Captains...I was about to do some target practicing. I did not realize the holosuite was in use...
207
Catastrophes and Cataclysms --- Red Shirts must brave every kind of danger and injury...
208		 A to Z --- Mr. Atoz and his replicas were librarians of the planet Sarpeidon (supernova sunscreen). 'You will use the Atavachron in silence, or turn in your library card...'
209		 Disgruntled Employee --- There were times when the Captain felt like phasering the idiot who's idea it was to install the toilets as far away from the bridge as engineeringly possible!
210
4000 Throats --- can be slit in one night by a running man.
211		 Misidentification --- 'Hold on there children! We're NOT the Wiggles! I swear it!
212		 Star Wars Trek --- 'Help! Somebody! Anybody! Please! Before they all sue me for spinal injuries!
213
Star Trek Urban Myth #5 --- Captain Kirk did not fly through the ranks faster than anyone else. Security Cheif Robert 'Giotto' Wesley became a Commodore in just one year!
214		 Alien Compassion --- It was nice of the Metrons to provide Kirk with good, lace-up, pro wrestling boots instead of leaving him in those pointy-toed, no arch-support having, fleet-issue ones.
215		 Lieutenant Junior Grade Thomas Eugene Paris --- Tom learned how bad his luck was when he got Wesley Crusher for a roommate! He Figured next he'd get some female captain on his first assignment, marry a Klingon, and spend the rest of his career in some remote, God-forsaken part of the galaxy...
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