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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE TENTH GALLERY ~~~
Xenophilia --- That'll teach you to make eyes with MY girlfriend!
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Jabberwocky Trek --- Kirk: Is that brillig, Doctor? Or is it slithy toves? I hear them gyre and gimble in the wabe...  McCoy: It's mimsy borogoves, Jim. That's the sound of the mome raths outgrabing.
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Superandroid --- Picard: And who do YOU think you are, Mr. Data?  Data: I'm Batman!
219
Sci-Fly --- Gene Roddenberry may have stolen the transporter idea for Sta Trek from 'The Fly', but George stole that remote practice ball thingy for Star Wars from 'Phantasm'.
220
Smart Career Move --- Director (Jonathan Frakes): Grammer! What are you doing? Get that costume back to wardrobe and get the heck off my set!
221
Subspace Communications --- 'Can you hear me now? ---------- GOOD!'
222
The Dohlman --- Ambassador Petri: If you think I'm attracted to that savage beast-woman.....you're right!  Captain Kirk: It's easy to see. You're green with envy. It's written all over your face...
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Captain Jonathan Archer --- Ambassador Soval, our governments keep sending diplomats on costly trips to the fartherist reaches of the federation. It might be worth it, but you keep coming back!
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St. John Talbot --- Kzinretti: It's been scientifically proven that people don't smoke. The cigarette smokes - the purrr-son is just the sucker. Meow.
225
Bridge Wars --- 'Quit it! Those diskettes really hurt! Don't throw anymore or I'll tell the Captain! Crazy Vulcan!'
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Tongo Rad - Apprentice Masseur --- Ensign Timmy: Oh, yeah. Right there. Man, that feels good! Dr. Sevrin, do all Catullans learn your techniques this quickly? Ahh...
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Star Trek Urban Myth #6 --- It's all about sharing, cost-effectiveness, user-friendliness and free software, Mr. Worf. That's why the Enterprise uses PC's instead of Mac's. That and because we don't like to be reminded of fruit and burgers all the time. Some of us have to diet, you know.
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Klingon Discipline --- Bad Targh! If you pee on the carpet one more time...
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Deductive Reasoning --- Kirk: Can we exploit their religion, Spock? Wearing those mitres they must be Bishops.  Spock: Your logic is unsound, Jim. Did you see even one of them move diagonally?
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Fascinating --- We don't realize that the ships the elves leave in at the end of Tolkien's trilogy are starships. They are the ancestors who colonized Spock's planet. Elves are Vulcans!
231
Academic --- Decker: No, Doctor. His exact words were - 'That's one small step for A man...'  McCoy: You're as bad as Spock. What am I, a doctor or a history geek?
232
Star Trek Fans --- You know something? We really ARE weird...
233
Zarabeth --- If you didn't know better, you'd think she was just waiting around for a primitive Vulcan to show up...
234
Spheres vs. Humans --- I bet it's hard to make a floating ball look frightening. That's probably why Trek stayed away from the idea...
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Digitally Remastered --- Hey! I've got an idea! Why don't we retouch the 'Mona Lisa'! I mean she's jaundiced, overweight, has poor hair and a wimpy smile...
236
Sport Utility Vehicle --- Picard: I don't see anybody. There are still a few hours of daylight left. Let's not stand here wasting time. We should return to the Argo Buggy - and continue to ride around this desert, at least until we run out of fuel.
237
Commodore Stone --- I'm tired of being Portmaster for Starbase 11. I want a vacation. And what's more; I demand it! I demand it!
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Thann and Lal --- Vians - advanced humanoid species of the Minara system. Motto: The end does too justify the means!
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Humiliation --- When you're successfully ambushed by a couple of sword-wielding human toilet plungers!
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