Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE THIRTEENTH GALLERY ~~~
Repairing the Uhura Unit --- Ensign Gates: She's just so cute when she tries to read! The ball is blu-ee! LOL!
265		 Fans or Fanatics --- Bill and Leonard often found it terribly difficult to leave the set after a long day of shooting.
266		 Overreaction --- Uhura: Great green gobs of Gorn snot! There's a coffee stain in the carpet next to the Captain's Chair!
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The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog --- Scotty: I don't see what's so dangerous about this mission, Mr. Spock. Spock: Mr. Scott? Have you ever wormed a sehlat before?
268		 Insubordination --- 'You said you wanted every department to cut corners around here, Captain. I just thought I'd start with these playing cards...'
269		 Star Trek: The Cave Years --- From commercials to a comedy series and now the next Star Trek incarnation; the caveman phenomenon is rapidly waxing old.
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Type A's --- 'Mom! What the heck are YOU doing here? And before you ask; I still drink and I am still single.'
271		 Data Loss Event --- Kirk: I can't believe you forgot to save the data, Spock! Spock: Captain. Jesus saves - I am a Vulcan!
272		 Away Team Humor --- Memo says there's a position open in Demolitions. Applicant must be willing to travel...
273
Positronic Brain Fart --- As a hidden self-defense mechanism, Dr. Soong built into his androids a small chamber filled with paralyzing gas with an external orifice as a release valve.
274		 Original Klingon --- This was the most unkindest cut of all; for when the noble Caesar saw him stab, Ingratitude, more strong than traitor's arms, quite vanquish'd him: then burst his mighty heart...
275		 Captains Janeway --- Nicole: Please Kathryn! You're my little sister and I only want the best for you. I'm telling you, if you take the center seat of this ship, you'll regret it. I know I did.
276
The Rotund --- Bartender: If I where a king, Cyrano, and if I where to knight you, your new name would be Sir Cumference...
277		 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Trek --- I guess if they'd continued the characters, next would have been Helmsman April O'Neil. Of course, Shredder would have to be a Klingon...
278		 Regulations --- Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish. Proverbs 31:6
279
Intruder Alert! --- If we all fire our phasers simultaneously, perhaps that will deter this hideous alien voyeur...
280		 Employee Incentives --- Bridge Crew: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
281		 Drill Thralls --- Oh no. If de Captain is getting de pretty one, dat means I get de wery ugly one dat has no vomanly woice...
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Gallows Humor --- He didn't mind playing games with the Squire of Gothos, but Kirk did NOT welcome Trelane's version of 'Hangman'...
283		 Operating System --- Looks like we'll never be rid of the 'Blue Screen of Death'.
284		 Another Klingon Proverb --- 'Beware the smiling doctor...'
285
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #12 --- While a professor at an institute for languages in Brazil on Earth in 2151, Exo-linguist Hoshi Sato oftan sang 'Amazing Grace' - in Klingonese...
286		 Star Trek Games --- Remember when 20MB was impossibly huge?
287		 Ultraviolet Radiation --- Kirk found that close proximity to the warp engines produced a nice tan. (That, or he's just really embarrassed to be in engineering with his shirt off.)
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