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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE FOURTEENTH GALLERY ~~~
Locutus --- I suggested 'Hal-of-Borg', but the chaps insisted on something more sinister...
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Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #13 --- Bajoran Proverb: The Prophets will always walk with us.  18th Ferengi Rule of Acquisition: The profits will always walk with us.
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Sixth Sense of Humor --- Bones, did you hear the one about the Indian who drank four gallons of tea in one day? And that night he drowned in his tea pee...
291
$838,563 US --- Trekkie Tony Alleyne, spent 2 years and $60,000 converting his 1-bedroom apartment in Hinckley, Leicestershire, into a detailed replica of the USS Voyager's flight deck. He put it up for sale on eBay. The winning bid (see title) was made by a millionaire Birmingham businessman.
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Credits --- A balanced checkbook is pure delight...
293
Kali-Fal --- Since human bootleggers began mass-production of this strong blue drink, the Romulans have retailiated by stealing all our diet pepsi. Darn!
294
Historical Documents --- Hey! This wall's made out of cardboard! Don't tell me we're on a movie set! Just when I was starting to enjoy things. Oh this really stinks!
295
Soulmates --- Of all the women that I have encountered in all my travels throughout the galaxy, you, Zarabeth, are the one who has touched my heart. How did you know?
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Puk-Tor Travek --- The first rule of fight club is: never talk about fight club.
297
Star Trek - Elite Force --- Avoid targeting Hazard Team members and Voyager crewmen. There are consequences for attacking fellow crewmembers. Check your fire.
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Lost Episode #4 --- 'Kid, if you don't get in that ring and fight, I'm gonna give ya a funny-lookin' haircut, shave your eyebrows, stick your ears in a pencil sharpener and paint your skin yellow!'
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Overkill --- 'Come on, Will! Let it go! He didn't mean to startle you. I mean, it's just a stupid squirrel!'
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Arts & Crafts --- McCoy here. You guys forgot the red and yellow sand! How am I supposed to craft a colorful sand jar for the Captain's birthday without red and yellow?
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Nothing to Fear, but... --- There are some things that I'm very afraid of, Doctor. Such as becoming sick or injured aboard this ship...
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Oops! --- Wrong series...
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Nightingale Woman --- 'My love has wings, slender, feathered things with grace in upswept curve and tapered tip.'
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Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #14 --- The Klingon High Council meets in the Great Hall of the First City of Qo'noS (the Klingon Homeworld). Politics is popular television for Klingons...
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The Vulcan IDIC --- McCoy: 'Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations', isn't that how it goes, Spock?  Spock: Yes, Doctor. A fitting description of how this pickled okra of yours tastes...
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Extinction --- They were once considered mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire. A Klingon armada was sent to destroy the Tribble homeworld. By the end of the 23rd century they were eradicated in 'The Great Tribble Hunt'.
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I Am a Warrior --- Ben Sisko loved shore leave. His favorite vacation was to be surgically altered to look like a Klingon and attend 'Age of Ascension' ceremonies.
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Pride Cometh --- Spock: If you will all please return your attention to your stations, I will arise, set-up my chair, brush off my uniform and return to my seat...
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Alien Invader --- Keptain! I know dis man! He is national hero of Russia. Did VE ewer pick de vrong dimension to wisit...
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The No-Win Scenario --- The Japanese name roughly translates 'a round trip through a small forest'. More like a dead-end trip to an enormous, dark and dangerous jungle. Unless, of course, you cheat...
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Bird of Prey --- I suppose 'Klingon - Vulture of Lesser Species' was too politically incorrect even for a race of warriors...
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