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Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE EIGHTTEENTH GALLERY ~~~
Racial Slur --- Stinking Klingons! Man, they're everywhere! And they all look alike, too!
361
Colorblind? --- But this is fascinating, Jim! I did not believe you when you told me that Earth was only black and white before the 1960's! This is grayscale, to be precise, but that's hardly the point. It explains the photographs of my mother...
362
Arboreal Crewman --- Jim: That's ensign Jinn! What's he doing up there?  McCoy: He's from Soror, Jim...  Jim: The monkey planet?  McCoy: The monkey planet.
363
Another Curzonism --- Dax: You do know that tribbles take AA batteries. A friend of mine bought one off eBay, so I know.
364
Harcourt Fenton Mudd --- McCoy: Hey, Harry! How have you been? Looks like those Anorexia treatments really took! Always good to see recovered past-patients...
365
Aphrodexiac --- Nancy: Mmmm, red hots! Almost as good as salt tablets...
366
Campout --- T'pol: Pitching a tent is no problem for a Vulcan, Mr. Tucker. I pitched mine in the creek. I'll be camping in the shuttle-pod...
367
Insect Asides --- Toq: When we finish our hunt, how do we get the OFF off?  Worf: You must spray ON on over the OFF to get the OFF off.  Toq: But then, how do we get the ON off?  Worf: How is it you are a Klingon and yet do not know these things?
368
Pessimism --- McCoy: Tell me, Spock. Why are you Vulcans such pessimists?  Spock: Doctor, do you know the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? The pessimist simply has more information.
369
'Do not despise these small beginnings, for the Lord rejoices to see the work begin...' - Zechariah 4:10
370
Humpty Dumpty --- The thing was, every time they dismantled Lore, he just put himself back together again...
371
Klingon Proverb #137 --- 'It would be better to bath in a barrel of tribbles than to be dishonored in defeat - NOT!'
372
Fashion Mirror, Mirror --- Spock: Captain. I've been meaning to introduce my new uniform designs. I assumed that re-dressing you in transit would have the greatest impact.
373 (requested by David Gross)
Thermodynamics --- Kirk: Bones! Spock! These are rocks of sodium chloride! Do you realize what this means! HOMEMADE ICE CREAM!
374
Movie Quote #1 --- 'I see dead people.' (The Sixth Sense)
375
Bajoran Proverb No. 3 --- Never look into the eyes of your Gods.
376
Halloween Trek --- 'There, Father! Now you look just like the guy in Jeepers Creepers!'
377
Perestroika --- 'But, Sir. I like De Vho [The Who] wery much. I vill keep de wolume down, Keptain...'
378
Those Wonderful Matte Paintings #15 --- The Klingon Monastery on Boreth in TNG. Only reused in DS9 as the same place. 'May the spirit of Kahless keep you....far away from the spirit of Kahless...'
379
Klingon Proverb No. 77 --- TELL THE TRUTH .... AND RUN!
380
Vulcan Panic Attack --- Lieutenant Valeris: I got two words for ya, Butch! Pro-Zac!
381
Q-Tip --- If you do not hear me out, Jean-Luc, I will leave you in this form permanently!
382
U.S.S. Liberty --- Taylor: I don't know, Nova. I think it looks better this way. More rustic; antiquish. Ya know what I mean?
383
Word --- Geordi: Wow! This place is beautiful, Data! What do we know?  Data: Wow is the simplest form of a palindrome. It is also a symbiotogram: mom.
384

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