Star Trek Inspirational Posters - by Gary

~~~ THE NINETEENTH GALLERY ~~~
Vulcan Death Grip --- Spock (Mindmeld): We loathe them! We abhor them! They are NOT our allies! They are the enemy! We must always give our Krispy Kreme - to the Vulcan!
385 (requested by Greg Cotton)		 Kahn - Founded --- I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. (Not John Milton, Scotty -- Milton Berle!)
386 (requested by Greg Cotton)		 Prosthetic Ears 2 --- 'Go ahead! Have a great big laugh! I have a good mind, Bill Shatner, to pull them off and shove them up your nose! That goes for you, too, Doohan! And you, De! Actors!'
387
A Mucky Time --- Look, Jim! The guard's axe! I think they call it a Trillpa. It sure would be a nice addition to my collection of hand-weapons. Do you recon they'd let me have one if we agreed to let Spock win?
388		 Level IV Multiverse --- Kirk: That's no moon! It's a space station! Sulu: I have a very bad feeling about this.
389		 Self Interrogation --- McCoy: I can't we're doing this crap all over again, Jim! Am I a doctor or a masochist?
390
Endurance --- Bones: Why'd you want the Vulcan, Jim? I know you picked an Andorian once! Vulcans make you wait. I'm a doctor! I have 'Patients'. I don't have 'Patience'!
391		 Cloaked Weapons Testing --- Sulu: Captain, Earth's rotation is carrying primary target beyond arc of lightning-phaser lock. Shall I correct orbit to new firing position?
392		 Xenoarchaeology --- Spock: This temple is 5007.14 years old. Red Shirt: How is it your figure is so precise, Mr. Spock? Spock: The archaeologist's report of 7.14 years ago listed the temple as 5000 years old, Ensign.
393
Star Trek Franchise --- There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus.
394		 Vulcan Proverb No. (-5;(2k+1)p) --- Wisdom ignores that Vulcan who speaks not the truth - unless he has a lirpa in your face. In that case it would be wiser to not ignore that Vulcan.
395		 Spock's Rules for Life with Humans --- Once again, Spock had to edit his list: #2A95. Don't ever EVA near the window to the Captain's quarters.
396
Retrogression --- Advanced 23rd century technology...and not a cup-holder in sight.
397 (by Gwendolyn Wilkins)		 Deactivate Safety Protocols --- Frustrated with life aboard the Enterprise, Wil - I mean Wes, devised a very creative method of suicide...
398		 M.M.A. --- It was Scotty's turn to watch the turbolift doors while Sulu and Chekov enjoyed another clip of Mixed Martial Arts.
399
L.G.M. --- No, Jim, you are in error. It's just a weather balloon...
400		 Shipboard Discipline --- Riker: shall confirm promotion by repeating thusly - Captain Picard controls the sky, man. He controls the sky? Hey! Who reprogrammed the scroll text.... where's Wesley Crusher!
401 (requested by Wayne Zachary)		 Funiculus --- I wish we had developed massive mandibles rather than these stupid-looking antennae. I do not care what the humans say, evolution is very silly!
402
Intimidation --- It doesn't matter how much time you spend in prayer before our chess game, Spock. I'm still going to beat you like a bowl of horta eggs...
403		 TRS-80 --- Spock. Star Fleet has access to the best technology in the Federation. Why are we still buying our computers from Radio Shack?
404		 The Whispy One --- Well, Kirk, I happen to like my
405
Rock Climber --- Vitch walcano vas de keptain vanting to verk his vay up?
406		 Platform Truck --- I'm getting tired, Captain. It's your turn to push me around the Library.
407		 Music Theory --- Spock: It's
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